I finally installed a theme that doesn’t look like your mom designed it, and I rather like it except for the all-lower-case post titles. I’ll see if I can find a way to bring that back in line with my core beliefs one of these days. So yeah, that’s how it is now. Welcome!
Archive for February, 2007
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Feb
New look, yo
24
Feb
True dis
Hell hath no furry like a woman unicorn.
22
Feb
Seattle housing crisis!
My good friend Michael is wandering off the Bay Area reservation and needs a place to stay in the Seattle area for about a month or so, starting in early-to-mid-March. A sublet would be perfect, but anything could potentially work. He doesn’t need much space, is neat w/o being freaky about it and is one of the most pleasant and thoughtful flatmates a boy or girl could hope for. Plus the Lightner Family of Crime will owe you a favor! Let me know ASAP if you know of something – thanks!
Zoos set their animals free, and we learn how dangerous they are and how much they hate each other.
Fire departments are places of learning and healing, and most of us learn not to burn our houses down.
The Health Department provides all the information we need to inspect restaurants fully before each meal.
Environmental restrictions are lifted and each species decides for itself how best to survive.
Children are encouraged to decide for themselves whether or not to get involved in snuff porn.
Imprisonment and capital punishment are available for those who think it will help their moral development.
Police ensure that nobody interferes with anyone else’s personal growth.
You said it, sister